[totallystupid]

Your prescription, Sir:

A) Ask your parents, family and friends for advice. Maybe they do not know work, and they do know you.

B) Call it what it is: Quarter-Life Crisis

C) Recognize your options are not either or. Concretely :

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D) Read the Alchemist if you have not done so. Ask yourself what signs recur in your life and ponder what such may be suggesting to you about your path from here.

E) Recognize that choosing to do nothing is also a possibility. So is deferring your choice until an answer presents itself.

F) Quantum Jump : ask versions of your future self what path they picked and what happened doing so.

G) Be thankful for the life you have. It's yours, live it your way.