[binoyxj]

"We will send you an Amazon gift card to soothe things a bit." Now that goes to show how serious you're in solving this saga. This is comedy gold according to my dictionary.

[carterehsmith]

grabs popcorn Yup, some good entertainment. Also, what was the amount on the Amazon gift card? We _must_ know.

[drakonka]

I declined the gift card offer in my reply, so we will never know.