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jamesdelaneyie | 10 years ago

Someone keep this cat off my desk and lap somehow. Actually just desk. Lap is ok.

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AnimalMuppet|10 years ago

What's the problem with a cat on your desk? Just jugvgvoHWwapo fvvfv GET OFF THE KEYBOARD, YOU STUPID FLEABAG!

Anyway, it's really not... HEY, STOP CHEWING ON THAT!

As I was saying, just keep a laser pointer on your desk. When the cat gets on the desk, shine it on the wall where the cat can see. Wiggle it a bit. Get the cat to chase it, and use it to lure the cat off the desk back onto the floor.

ErikVandeWater|10 years ago

Lots of cats are attracted to computers and laps for warmth, so perhaps a heating pad? Also, feed your cat at consistent times during the day if you don't want him/her to bother you whenever he/she feels hungry.