[possibleNoob]

>No, I want a browser that does what a browser should do; let me easily and speedily browse the web. Safari is great at that.

Except it isn't. Because it's non standard different way of handling things means it's a lot more work for Web developers to give the same experience they give in chrome to safari users. You get a dumbed down experience on safari as a result.

[ihuman]

Are you saying that Longhanks isn't browsing the web "easily and speedily"? Even though it doesn't follow some standards, it appears to be fast for Longhanks anyway.