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List of Dirty, Naughty, Obscene, and Otherwise Bad Words

54 points| eorge_g | 10 years ago |github.com | reply

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[+] teddyh|10 years ago|reply
For anyone thinking of using this: You will never be able to make people not say “bad” things.

I want to stick my long-necked Giraffe up your fluffy white bunny.

http://habitatchronicles.com/2007/03/the-untold-history-of-t...

[+] greglindahl|10 years ago|reply
One good reason to use a list like this is to filter suggestions. If a user types 'cun' into a search box, almost all websites will not want to suggest you-know-what as a completion.

Edit: and alas, at Blekko they never let me ship an April-fool's "Did you mean: Mother trucking son of a blintz?" module. No sense of humor.

[+] Tenhundfeld|10 years ago|reply
So true. People will always find a way to talk euphemistically. And on the other end of spectrum, you can't really filter out borderline-offensive phrases.

Reminds me of a system I worked on where we generated temporary passwords for tens of thousands of invitations to a big event. Somebody tried to be clever and generate "user-friendly" passwords by combining words from a public 1st grade vocab list. It seemed like overkill for a temporary password, which had to be changed upon initial login, but whatevs, we had extra time on the project. It looked good in testing.

Within hours of sending out the first batch of invitations, we started getting complaints of people "not comfortable" with their passwords. I don't remember all of them, but some great examples were things like "donkeybanana1014", "drunkgod9488", "devilboy4593". It wasn't a huge PR problem, mostly just caused some laughs and little support scrambling, but I filed it away as yet another example of someone getting burnt by trying to be clever.

[+] xlm1717|10 years ago|reply
>In 1992, I co-founded a company with Chip Morningstar and Douglas Crockford named Electric Communities.

Oh wow, it's really that Douglas Crockford. Embarrassed to say I only knew of his Javascript work.

[+] Chris2048|10 years ago|reply
We need AI that can generate these 0_o ... Think of the possibilities!
[+] Pitarou|10 years ago|reply
Made me snigger. Incidentally, you can't use that word on many forums: snigger.

I live near a town called Scunthorpe. Scunthorpe residents tend to use the nickname Scunny when they're on-line, because the full name gets blocked so often.

[+] cormullion|10 years ago|reply
Hilarious. See if you can find:

- a word from the 10 commandments

- a great jazz album from Herbie Hancock

- a James Bond film

- the surname of a US presidential candidate for the 2012 republican nomination

[+] Pitarou|10 years ago|reply
What a fun and educational quiz! Thank you.

And the answers are:

- a word from the 10 commandments

ass, of course. An easy start.

- a great jazz album from Herbie Hancock

Today I learned that Herbie Hancock is a jazz musician who made an album called Mr Hands. I also learned that there is a video of a man being buggered by a horse called Mr Hands.

Thank you for enriching my life.

- a James Bond film

And at this point I lose all respect for the compiler of this list. Octopussy is a James Bond film. That is all. Any other usages are just silly.

- the surname of a US presidential candidate for the 2012 republican nomination

Santorum! Santorum! Do people actually use that word, or is it just a running joke?

[+] lmkg|10 years ago|reply
> - the surname of a US presidential candidate for the 2012 republican nomination

That one is a bit of a special case. His name is a swear word because it's his name. As a protest against him, people decided to make his name into a dirty word, and seem to have succeeded.

[+] thinkt4nk|10 years ago|reply
easy.

- a word from the 10 commandments: blumpkin

- a great jazz album from Herbie Hancock: two girls one cup

- a James Bond film: donkey punch

- the surname of a US presidential candidate: yiffy

[+] m0nty|10 years ago|reply
"Huge tits" but not "huge melons", "nigga" but not "niggaz"? Who wrote this thing? I think this is about 0.1% of the "naughty" words out there, and it's futile anyway (former school sys admin here, I know what I'm talking about ;) This is before we get onto the desirability of blindly blocking words like "nigger" which have different meanings depending on who is using them, ref. "my nigger", or "tits", ref. "blue tits are eating the nuts again".
[+] verbatim|10 years ago|reply
For the curious, the last entry on the list is the single unicode character:

U+1F595 REVERSED HAND WITH MIDDLE FINGER EXTENDED

[+] ARussell|10 years ago|reply
There are so many words here about sex, but none that I can see about violence. Sometimes I am so puzzled by American culture (assuming this list was compiled by an American).
[+] andrewfromx|10 years ago|reply
my favorite story on this was back in BBS days this one board would change the f word to "gently caressing" and it really changed the tone of heated arguements.
[+] stoic|10 years ago|reply
"There was a girl on TV who was talking about..."

What do you mean I'm banned?

[+] wodenokoto|10 years ago|reply
Why was the swastika included in the Japanese list? While it has pretty bad connotations, particularly in the west, in Japan it retains a pre-World World II meaning of holy and sacred.
[+] Pitarou|10 years ago|reply
Bonus points for the most creative pull requests. Chocolate starfish, rusty sherrif's badge and brown eye are all missing.
[+] al2o3cr|10 years ago|reply
Protip: if your list of words doesn't include Carlin's Seven, you're not trying hard enough.

Seriously: "splooge moose" gets an entry but "cocksucker" doesn't? Even Urban Dictionary, usually a canonical source for profane euphemisms, doesn't have a definition for that first one...

[+] jejones3141|10 years ago|reply
I guess the lyrics of Thomas Campion's "I Care Not For These Ladies" are right out, then...
[+] greglindahl|10 years ago|reply
Hard to keep a straight face when singing about "golden showers", I must admit.
[+] _michael|10 years ago|reply
I hear Rick santorum has his money tied up in a shrimping operation
[+] BorisMelnik|10 years ago|reply
I wouldn't blindly use this as a blacklist for spam etc, lots of words here like "vagina" might be OK on a medical site or even some racial slurs if a news agency is reporting a quote etc.

Definitely a good list to use as a starting point.

[+] BooneJS|10 years ago|reply
Was this list written by a guy?
[+] c3534l|10 years ago|reply
Escort really shouldn't be on there, nor "jelly donut," and words like "hardcore" and "neonazi" are really quite questionable. And yet it's missing words like condom, scrotum, and labia.
[+] mstrcnvs|10 years ago|reply
In the PT version we have "bissexual" and "homem gay" (gay man). Bad words? Huh?
[+] mstrcnvs|10 years ago|reply
This is hilarious, can't be serious. We have also:

- burro (donkey)

- cerveja (beer)

- inferno (hell)

- torneira (water tap)

- frango assado (roasted chicken)

- aranha (spider)