[jenkinsj]

Perhaps: MSEA (Master in Science of Engineering Awesome) BSEE (Binomial System Enterprise Engineer) CEA³ (Crack Enterprise Architect -to the 3rd!) CISSP-ISSAP (Calisthenic Infrastructure with Solipsistic System Paradigms - Isomorphic and Soporific System Accreditation Practices) PMP ITIL Pusillanimous Management Practices for Information Technology Inline Languages (or Pmpster IT for short)

[serge2k]

Titles by first result on Google

MSEA - Maryland State Education Association BSEE - Bureau of Safety and Environmental Enforcement CEA3 - Clean energy associates CISSP-ISSAP - CISSP-Information Systems Security Architecture Professional PMP - Project Management Professional ITIL -Information Technology Infrastructure Library

Those got less interesting as I went on. :/

His title reads like a shitty craigslist posting

For sale - 92 Toyota Corolla $100000

TOYOTA COROLLA ACURA HONDA FORD CORVETTE CHEVROLET DATSUN...