[shrugger2]

Hello, I am a hacker that works for the NSA and you can believe me because I am telling the truth, obviously. I can confirm that the NSA hates all Americans, and are actually controlled by aliens from outer space, billions of light years away, and they've come to Earth because of our carbon-based lifeforms. Here is some personally identifying information so that the organization I belong to can kick my apartment open and waterboard me for weeks on end until I decide to bash my head against the wall on my own and end it, since I divulged their secrets and 'endangered' other Americans.

* I am a male * my social security is 123 45 6789 * I live at 123 Obvious Bait Lane, Journalism, USA