[monokrome]

Seriously, though, if you are going to post the following thing in your article then just reconsider:

"Warning: the following section involves googling usernames and reading the first page of results for the people involved. This may be unethical. I apologize in advance."

Obviously your apology means nothing if you are doing it anyway.

[matt_kantor]

I don't see this anywhere in the linked article. What am I missing?