Are you in US? If so, I'm not sure you've ever tried it - what we have marketed and sold as mayonnaise here is something very different (and indeed, quite disturbing) substance: the color, texture and, obviously, the taste is quite different. I used to think that mustard is absent in US as well, but then I found that it's actually sold as "English mustard" but I haven't found real mayonnaise yet...
Man, you do not want to come to the inland West. It's supposedly worst in Utah, but we have it in eastern Washington too--a disgusting little invention called "fry sauce" which is nothing more than a combination of ketchup and mayonnaise.
I love mayo. But I love the movie Undercover Brother where The Man uses Denise Richards to seduce Undercover Brother into enjoying "white people food" like mayo. I had no idea!
Troll or not, that was amazing. If not for a few things, it would sound completely legit. Can someone disprove the use of mayonnaise as hair conditioner?
Many of us build our web apps as a side income, so as long as it pays for itself, is enjoyable, and has potential we keep plugging along. So, I'm curious - what do you consider a failure?
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I don't know whether this is serious, trolling, or a damn good sense of humor.
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Although, I still don't buy mayo as a bedroom lubricant...
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http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/c9iq1/i_am_a_failed_en...
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