[russelluresti]

In case anyone was wondering whether or not "professional asshole" is a career - here you go.

[MrBuddyCasino]

That his name is german for "unicorn" just adds insult to injury.

[excalibur]

Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle!

[forgotmysn]

laces up

[sanityUnbounded]

I couldn't help but read this and think "old".