[Safety1stClyde]

> Tesla CEO Elon Musk ... promised to install both a roller coaster and free frozen yogurt machines throughout the facility.

I had to double-check that I was not reading a satirical website after reading the above statement.

[mcguire]

""There will also be little things that come along like free frozen yogurt stands scattered around the factory and my personal favorite: a Tesla electric pod car roller coaster (with an optional loop the loop route, of course!) that will allow fast and fun travel throughout our Fremont campus, dipping in and out of the factory and connecting all the parking lots," Musk wrote. "It’s going to get crazy good.""

I sometimes wonder what happened to functioning adults.

[vacri]

I get an even bigger laugh imagining the same sentence being used in an article about a different industry. Imagine "A nurses' strike today was averted when management agreed to install a rollercoaster and free frozen yoghurt machines"...

[emodendroket]

Well, in fairness, it does not seem to be the case that that mollified the workers.