[ddinh]

...until people start dying and babies start getting born in space.

[labster]

Well, there may be some speed-of-light issues in getting the latest data. But this problem seems pretty solvable if you link to the right government databases, etc.

[TeMPOraL]

900B records leaked and broadcasted from the UniverseFax credit agency; now forming a shell around Earth that's 6 light hours wide, and expands at the rate of 600 000 km/s...

[OoooooooO]

Just use MongoDB and shard it for every galaxy. Problem solved.