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Paperclip optimizer

70 points| PanMan | 8 years ago |decisionproblem.com | reply

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[+] bograt|8 years ago|reply
It took me hours to beat that game, I often had to leave it running while I got on with other tasks, but I enjoyed it greatly, though I didn't have the appetite to play through the next universe.

The way it leads you in with a simple "Make paperclip" button and, through consistently surprising twists, leads you to the task of exploring the entire universe (albeit in decision making form) is extremely well done.

I was particularly charmed when the musical lament began for the drones I'd lost in battle.

[+] gediminas_|8 years ago|reply
The only way I can stop enjoying these games is by cheating, so here you go: for (i = 0; i < 1000; i++) { document.getElementById("btnMakePaperclip").click() }
[+] Exuma|8 years ago|reply
Don't invest in quantum 'revert back to beginning'.......... i thought this would be like adventure capitalist where you keep all your technology. i was wrong. it restarted me back to the beginning with nothing. FCUKKKKK
[+] ktpsns|8 years ago|reply

   . All of the resources of Earth are now available for clip production
   . Full autonomy attained in 1 hour 3 minutes 50 seconds
What a great game but it lacks a proper end (bugs arise all over the screen).
[+] saurik|8 years ago|reply
That is nowhere near the end of the game...
[+] jholman|8 years ago|reply

  There was an AI made of dust
  Whose poetry gained it man's trust.
  If is follows ought,
  It'll do what they thought;
  In the end we all do what we must.
(from the game)
[+] sidcypher|8 years ago|reply
10/10, would eat the universe and turn myself into paperclips again.
[+] MildlySerious|8 years ago|reply
Great game! Still playing.

Something I've noticed is that my inventory runs out with the production per second being higher than the clips sold per second.

[+] pete23|8 years ago|reply
I "won"! I now feel very very sad.
[+] nymx|8 years ago|reply
You should be able to save it somehow.
[+] Axiverse|8 years ago|reply
save() and load() in the console
[+] bg0|8 years ago|reply
A little confused on why, to start off, I can make a paperclip with 0 funds.
[+] cokernel|8 years ago|reply
You make the paperclips with wire (and your own labor, to start). You start off with 1,000 inches of wire.
[+] maytc|8 years ago|reply
Took over the universe with no cheats. Great game!