[featherverse]

You can't do anything. The future is one where everyone is soulless and dead and life goes on in a mechanical and unfriendly way, for example a cafe of people staring at their laptops.

Your best bet is to leave, because if you stick around and disturb the peace you're likely to find yourself in a bad way.

Seriously tho, people work in cafes to escape the idiotic banter of their offices. Let them have their peace. They're paying you aren't they?