[strkek]

Most projects use buzzwords like that though.

- Safe! - Blazing fast! - Powerful! - Elegant! - Shiny! - Modern!

You know, marketing stuff that tells you absolutely nothing about the software itself but is required to fill space on a website.

The thing is, a boring "Benchmarks" heading in the README doesn't get you as many GitHub stars as a "Blazingly fast!" heading+icon. And you know how addictive Internet Points can be.