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"I wrote this film, and I am doing everything I can to prevent its release"

62 points| fogus | 15 years ago |imdb.com | reply

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[+] scrrr|15 years ago|reply
Isn't this one of those cases when the credits of a movie mention "Alan Smithee"?
[+] wglb|15 years ago|reply
Or Cordwainer Bird?
[+] catechu|15 years ago|reply
Ouch. In retrospect, "Falling Sky Entertainment" was a good name choice for the production company.
[+] stuhacking|15 years ago|reply
I wonder is this the kind of statement that will generate a cult following.
[+] dkarl|15 years ago|reply
That's what they're hoping for. This is definitely part of the promotion for the movie.

In their place; five minutes of a woman dancing in slow motion, a four-minute Dominatrix dance (by the female lead, who, for reasons I cannot comprehend, is constantly snapping a whip and gyrating against other characters in pseudo-sexual positions), and a four minute "Moonwalking" scene (no, this was never intended as a Dance Movie).

Sounds like standard fare for a writer known for (according to IMDB) "Disturbed," "Bikini Island," and "Last Dance" ("Someone is killing off contestants of a skimpy dance off.") His lost thirty-three pages of dialog (which never existed) would have been painful to watch, much more painful than women dancing in slow motion, and he is aware and at peace with this.

[+] TechStuff|15 years ago|reply
Why is this at the top of HN?
[+] billswift|15 years ago|reply
Because people here thought it was interesting. Is there a better reason?