[perpetualcrayon]

Generally speaking, if you expect the world to (as a first class principle) cater to your personal desires you will always be sad.

I didn't read the whole thing, but I'd be interested if anyone found any issue that doesn't have a workaround or can't be polyfilled to cater to this guy's expectations.

Edit: "reasonable" expectations. Requiring semicolon at end of line? smh Write your own editor plugin that inserts your semicolon (or write a preparser). PHP folks only wrote an entire language for the world to use for free. The least you could do (if it's really that big of a deal) is write a preparser.