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alanlamm | 7 years ago

While we are at it, lets tax the vacant hours of the unemployed - those evil speculators who are consipiring to restrict the supply of labor. That will encourage them to work and thereby be able to afford all that brand new housing!

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marnett|7 years ago

We call it the opioid tax and it works pretty effectively at eliminating the unemployed.

alanlamm|7 years ago

the objective of the tax would not be to eliminate the unemployed, but rather to put them to work

Scoundreller|7 years ago

Lazy athletes performing 2-3 hours a night for 75 days a year and retiring at 35.