[subjectHarold]

Rather than invest $10k in Uber, I went to the bank, got out $10k in singles, and burnt them in a garbage can in my back yard.

...this must be what disruption feels like.

EDIT: Okay, I have an ulterior motive. I work for CashBurn, we are super disrupting the venture capital space. We use machine learning, AI, and the cloud(TM) to build a drone that will fly to your house, break in, hoover up your cash, and set fire to it. Super.

By 2022, we are super optimistic that we will have aggressively disrupted the entire venture capital industry. No more wasteful spending on lawyers and investment managers...we cut out the middle man and burn your cash for you.

We are currently raising a Series A.