[dr0verride]

It's clear to me that the solution is to integrate python into the kernel.

[yjftsjthsd-h]

I assume you mean this as a joke, but I would point out that at least one of the BSD family has gone and baked lua into their kernel. Granted, lua is rather meant for that kind of thing and python isn't, but it is entertaining to point out an interpreted language that has been stuck into a unix kernel:)

[riffraff]

there was lua in linux too, with lunatik https://github.com/lunatik-ng/lunatik-ng