[JudgeWapner]

your username is pretty clearly a sexist reference too, isn't it? Don't deny it, you've already offended me.

[nkurz]

I chose it because it was first initial - last name, although I did have a tall German speaking friend who would always say "Nicht lang, aber ganz kurz" every time he'd see me. It took me a while to figure out what he meant. So depending on what you are into, maybe.