[hashtagjohnt]

I can't believe this is actually in the terms of service:

7. YOU AGREE TO HELP SPREAD THE WORD. You vow to lean about Stellar by visiting https://stellar.org and by testing Stellar-in-Keybase, simply by sending Lumens to people you care about, or at least your enemies' enemies. You will aim to encourage 5 people to join Keybase for its Stellar features.

I legitimately might not sign up now.

[gilrain]

Whimsy? In my grim, algorithmic reality? It's more likely than you think.