[karmickoala]

  You are Trump, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork
 and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see your
 brother, who is also named Donald. He has a wife and two children. One day he
 tells you that he wants to marry his sister. You think it's stupid, but you
 agree. Your brother marries her and you become their neighbor