[scarejunba]

Haha, brilliant. If I may write the first paragraph:

> Facebook has quietly marked Considered Harmful articles problematic, and that's a good thing.

> When I was a child, my father often took me fishing as a way for us to get out of the house. I remember the dappled early Sunday sunlight playing across the dashboard as we drove up to the lake in our 1998 Subaru Forester, a car whose longevity is likely to be greater than mine. Subaru, as it turns out, tapped into a fundamental part of the American psyche that had, at the time, been left completely untouched out of sheer unawareness.