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This is trained on Onion articles. Which makes sense why it is amusing.

From https://www.fakefake.news/article/3ee8iz-trump-campaign-asks...:

> Pointing out that he is the candidate who will take on the establishment, President-elect Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday he is asking the American people to vote for him in November. “The establishment is trying to stop me, but I’m the guy who can speak their language,” said Trump, adding that despite the “corrupt political establishment,” he has been a champion of working people for the past eight years, and that “we need a leader who can take them back.” “If they think I’m some puppet politician who can bring the country down, they’re really mistaken. I won’t be able to do that if you’re all in the same camp.” At press time, Trump had announced that he will be releasing a new book Saturday, titled If We Build A Bridge, which lays out his vision for the country.