[NickHirras]

If you direct their web vitals tool to test itself (https://web.dev/vitals/), the report isn't great:

https://lighthouse-dot-webdotdevsite.appspot.com//lh/html?ur...

[bitpush]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_the_messenger

[runawaybottle]

Someone at Google forgot to eat their own dog food :P