[AGorilla]

I don't hate to shop and I don't need you to dress me. Your branding is insulting and pretty sexist.

EDIT: Here's a selection of quotes that just scream "math class is hard!"

"Guys hate to shop."

Some guys hate to shop, some guys love to shop.

"There’s no way a normal man can find a way to pull it all together."

So men who can figure out how to dress themselves in the morning are freaks.

"(oh yeah, and he can specify how many items he wants at the outset, so as not to overwhelm)"

Don't worry your pretty little head, we wouldn't want you to be overwhelmed!

"...you’re not in the least excited about it, and somewhat fearful that what you do select will be horrible and you’ll offend your wife, a family member, the woman you’re taking out on a date, or whatever."

Notice how only women are judging the way men dress?