[Confusion]

You have obviously not actually read the article and are railing against a strawman.

The third of your ‘easiest explanations’ is pretty much the third explanation offered in the article. The article is an object level description of what happened, with little to no speculation, apart from three tentative explanations, and does not endorse any remarkable claims about how the world operates.

You have invented that ‘implication’; nothing in the article even hints at that being the obvious implication and it’s entirely unclear what you “don’t believe” to people that have actually read the full article.

[DagAgren]

The article also mildly makes fun of the people who believe it to be a supernatural phenomenon.