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asjw | 5 years ago

There's a rule 34 in porn, but also a rule 34 in history: if it happened, Romans have already done it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagoras_(freedman)

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TehCorwiz|5 years ago

Let’s call that one “Rule XXXIV”

DoofusOfDeath|5 years ago

Let's call it rule "XXXIIII", to be a little naughty!

ImprobableTruth|5 years ago

I've heard that a lot of the crazy stories about Nero were just propaganda. I'm not certain that this is an example, but it definitely feels like propaganda.

wil421|5 years ago

> Nero, covered with skins of wild animals, was let loose from a cage and attacked the private parts of men and women bound to stakes

Yikes. Let’s hope they were just stories.

chinesempire|5 years ago

Yes and No.

Nero had a very "peculiar" sexual life, but was also, of course, very powerful, which made him an enemy of the Senate that was very conservative about the image of Roman as soldiers.

So it is possible that the stories were true and they used them to dethrone him and later on the propaganda depicted him as a monster.

There were rumors in history, today believed untrue, that he killed his wife Poppea kicking her in the belly, also killing the baby she was caring.

There are rumors of him killing his mother Agrippina (we don't know if it's true or not).

The story says that Nero after losing the wife married his lover Statilia Messalina, but she was too different from Poppea so he started a search throughout the Empire for a woman looking exactly like his dead wife.

He also decided that the sex of the person wasn't important, so when they found Sporo, Nero castrated him and married him in Greece. Story says Sporo was dressed as an empress, but probably he never wanted that life and the castration was forced upon him.

The marriage with Sporo came after the one with Pitagora, when Nero played the role of the wife.

If all of this is propaganda, Svetonio had a great imagination, or, maybe, as the historians think today, most of it is the truth, romanticized, but mostly true.