top | item 25461792 (no title) scott31 | 5 years ago Their secrecy comes from using PHP, they don't want their families and friends to know discuss order hn newest hn_throwaway_99|5 years ago Lol!Friend: So where do you work?Employee: Pornhub! I work on machine learning algorithms that automatically tag millions of porn videos for specific fetishes!Friend: OK... What language do you program in?Employee: Erm, well, uh, nevermind, it's a special hypertext preprocessor language, you've probably never heard of it. ufoolme|5 years ago Is it Perl? I bet it is ...
hn_throwaway_99|5 years ago Lol!Friend: So where do you work?Employee: Pornhub! I work on machine learning algorithms that automatically tag millions of porn videos for specific fetishes!Friend: OK... What language do you program in?Employee: Erm, well, uh, nevermind, it's a special hypertext preprocessor language, you've probably never heard of it. ufoolme|5 years ago Is it Perl? I bet it is ...
hn_throwaway_99|5 years ago
Friend: So where do you work?
Employee: Pornhub! I work on machine learning algorithms that automatically tag millions of porn videos for specific fetishes!
Friend: OK... What language do you program in?
Employee: Erm, well, uh, nevermind, it's a special hypertext preprocessor language, you've probably never heard of it.
ufoolme|5 years ago