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KFC launches 4K, 240FPS gaming console with a built-in chicken warmer

77 points| jacksonpollock | 5 years ago |gamesradar.com | reply

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[+] jedimastert|5 years ago|reply
Austin McConnell made a video about 4 years ago on the decline of KFC[0] and just made a follow up last night[1] about how they've gotten a lot worse in a bunch of metrics but are still for some reason blowing budget on stupid marketing.

On a more personal note, my mom grew up down the street from Sanders and it's always left a really bad taste in my mouth what they've done with his image. It's not like he was some made up character made to encapsulate the feel of a old-timey southern gentleman or whatever, he was a real guy they turned into a caricature to try to catch the "ironic" wave with the youths

[0]:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1eaQrxA6ZE

[1]:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np5tFlmRUIc

[+] Larrikin|5 years ago|reply
Out of all the marketing that the colonel didn't like it seems like the current campaign would have been one he was OK with seeing as he was still alive and well when the Japanese statues of him came out. What he hated was how they destroyed the taste of his chicken and sides which have continued to become crap over the years. MBAs have made sure KFC will never be as good as Popeyes.

https://soranews24.com/2018/07/22/kfc-japan-rolls-out-statue...

[+] gh02t|5 years ago|reply
I swear I remember KFC being delicious, though that may be rose tinted glasses. I went a few weeks ago for the first time in a long time and the chicken just tastes like MSG without much else. It was really disappointing for something that was once a guilty pleasure.
[+] chooseaname|5 years ago|reply
Had KFC a few weeks ago for the first time in forever. The MBAs have optimized the flavor right out of it. Biscuits tasted like flour. Only flavor the chicken had was the seasoning in the batter.
[+] mrspeaker|5 years ago|reply
Years ago I had a genius idea of making a USB-powered mini shawarma machine that you could have on your desk, and shave off bits of meat during the day. Sometimes I still lay awake at night, wondering if that would have worked.
[+] jacquesm|5 years ago|reply
Not enough power available to keep it hot enough I would wager. But: no complaints ever, all our customers died of food poisoning :)
[+] phrz|5 years ago|reply
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
[+] cwxm|5 years ago|reply
for what it's worth, I would have 100% bought that if it was made well.
[+] gee_totes|5 years ago|reply
Honestly this seems like an efficient use of waste-heat generated by the computer -- use it to keep you meal warm!

Maybe in the future recipes will come with cryptographic hashes you need to crack in order to warm your processors to the appropriate level and length for cooking

[+] k_sze|5 years ago|reply
We should be thankful that they don't DRM their food so you can warm only KFC food in the KFConsole.
[+] evanb|5 years ago|reply
Towards the beginning of cryptomania there was a company selling room heaters where the heat was produced by GPUs or ASICs or something.

Look, you’re cold. You want heat. May as well help pay the heating bill.

Don’t know if they’re still going.

[+] cbanek|5 years ago|reply
By putting in frozen food you can overclock it until it's cooked!
[+] citrus1330|5 years ago|reply
KFC has had some absurd marketing in the past few years. Another example is the anime dating sim game they released, "I Love You, Colonel Sanders!" Personally I am a fan, I love the creativity.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121910/I_Love_You_Colone...

[+] umvi|5 years ago|reply
I love it when food companies make high quality video games even if they are blatant advertisements. Chex Quest was probably the greatest cereal box prize I ever got.
[+] leiserfg|5 years ago|reply
I hope they won't call it "Calienta Pollas" in Spain.
[+] avidphantasm|5 years ago|reply
So it’s a chicken-cooled CPU/GPU?
[+] madaxe_again|5 years ago|reply
Just be glad it’s not a chicken-warmed nuclear landmine.
[+] racl101|5 years ago|reply
KFC has the most confusing marketing direction ever.

I remember months ago when they were going all out on having a female Colonel Sanders.

Now this?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall during their "Mad Men meetings" for their direction.

Their product has definitely gone downhill though. That's for sure.

[+] kaycebasques|5 years ago|reply
The marketing direction strikes me as nihilistic and absurd. It's a bit disturbing.

They also put out some movie on Lifetime channel recently where Mario Lopez plays a sexy Colonel Sanders caught in a violent love triangle: https://www.eater.com/22163283/lifetime-kfc-mini-movie-will-...

On the other hand, we're talking about it here, and they're getting publicity, so maybe it's working as intended.

[+] dfxm12|5 years ago|reply
Since 2015, they've had a gimmick around always changing up who portrays Sanders, including Reba McEntire briefly 2018. They haven't gone "all out" on any one Sanders, so it's not really clear what you're on about.
[+] ffhhj|5 years ago|reply
It makes a lot of sense when you notice fast food marketing has been related to "clowns" for years.
[+] drcongo|5 years ago|reply
Can only imagine that Intel are getting pretty desperate for some good publicity.
[+] strikelaserclaw|5 years ago|reply
I'm not sure what universe I'm im anymore
[+] racl101|5 years ago|reply
You might be in the Demolition Man future.
[+] juancn|5 years ago|reply
Was KFC behind the steel monoliths?

The video suggests it, and the logo looks like three monoliths.

[+] franciscop|5 years ago|reply
The video shows car racing, astronaut space walking, iron smithing, a baby in a uterus and other human feats. Certainly it's not suggesting that KFC did those.
[+] jacknews|5 years ago|reply
I initially thought it was a home pressure fryer.

Maybe it actually is.

[+] smarx007|5 years ago|reply
Does HN have bots similar to ones on Reddit? This would be the time to give it a command like "/hnbot repost 2021-04-01"