[halfjew22]

>How in the world did you get iMessage to work on Android and Windows?

>This was a tough one to figure out! Beeper has two ways of enabling Android, Windows and Linux users to use iMessage: we send each user a Jailbroken iPhone with the Beeper app installed which bridges to iMessage, or if they have a Mac that is always connected to the internet, they can install the Beeper Mac app which acts as a bridge.

Can you elaborate? Surely this is satire or I'm missing something super obvious.