[anvemaha]

> You must be a tringle? Cause you’re the only thing here.

This one could work with the right delivery! Triangles (the musical instruments) make a ding sound when played so just try to imitate that when you say the word thing :)

[Aeronwen]

A tringle is a slim rod, like a curtain rod.

Presumably, it's one of those things that you still manage to find in an empty building even though everything else has been taken.

[anvemaha]

Aw man I totally misread that! I'll should wear my glasses more often.

[jimmyed]

They might just think you have a lisp.