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de_Selby | 4 years ago

Is it standard practice to tweet about it when launching a nuclear attack?

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ajhurliman|4 years ago

It's actually a requirement; nuclear launches are just a Twitter webhook

chris_wot|4 years ago

I've heard Twitter being accused of being a nuclear wasteland, but never of causing one.

sharkweek|4 years ago

I think you’re drastically underestimating how many people would assume it was true

airhead969|4 years ago

Sunday, October 30, 1938

PeterisP|4 years ago

As Reagan almost broadcast, "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

pbourke|4 years ago

Well it was until January 8th or so.