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When 70M people visit your joke site

243 points| DevilMadeMeDoIT | 4 years ago |warzel.substack.com

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[+] iforgotpassword|4 years ago|reply
I like that he's honest about getting obsessed by it, and feeling down after the attention was gone. He could've easily played it down claiming it was just for shits and giggles and didn't mean anything. "I'll never make anything again in my life that reaches 70M people" must take a while to sink in.
[+] IIAOPSW|4 years ago|reply
I guess he has come to accept that ship has sailed.
[+] bemmu|4 years ago|reply
Experiencing this just once creates a strong desire (addiction?) to make something popular online again. It's just really interesting to tweak these things and follow their growth (and have sleepless nights when things go wrong).
[+] cyberlab|4 years ago|reply
> "I'll never make anything again in my life that reaches 70M people" must take a while to sink in.

There's people that have turned single serving sites[0] into a sport and probably enjoy even wilder success than the stuck ship site. There's a tonne of sites like this here: https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/

It's not hard to get something going viral anyway. Just make the topic related to something recent in the news, cobble together some basic HTML, purchase a domain, then get 'influencer' type accounts on Twitter to retweet your link and ask a few journos to write an article about it and you're off.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-serving_site

[+] LordOfWolves|4 years ago|reply
I'd love to learn about the financials. How much did everything cost? Was it worth it?* How does one reason with the expenditure?

*I do understand that Tom Neill created this while bored at home. I also understand that if created via modern methods, this project could have cost him next to nothing, and thus only benefits awaited him. I'd love to learn more.

[+] lukeramsden|4 years ago|reply
On the bright side if there is ever a large ship-getting-stuck-event he's already in position. Maybe the next one could be a spaceship.
[+] sumedh|4 years ago|reply
What kind of hosting are we talking here. Can a $5 VPS box handle this much traffic?
[+] freedomben|4 years ago|reply
Yes, a simple static website served with nginx on a $5 rig can handle absolutely absurd amounts of traffic. I've done it.

Stick a free cloudflare plan in front of it with caching enabled, and you'll be amazed.

[+] arlk|4 years ago|reply
You don't even need a VPS. A static website with no user input better be hosted on Vercel or Netlify, with Cloudflare as a CDN.
[+] jb775|4 years ago|reply
What he able to monetize the site at all? Didn't see anything in the article besides him posting a few links that increased certain book sales. If he managed to get a penny for each viewer, he would have made $700k.

If not, I'm curious how anyone would best leverage a temporary & massive surge of eyeballs for the highest monetization?

[+] kbenson|4 years ago|reply
I don't think anyone makes a penny per viewer for non paid sites.
[+] krychu|4 years ago|reply
I thought his honesty was heartwarming, and also the ability to accurately retrospect on his emotions.
[+] donalhunt|4 years ago|reply
Technically it's still stuck (in Egypt) until the owners pay the fine / settle.
[+] krychu|4 years ago|reply
Technically, we’re all stuck in the solar system.
[+] NDizzle|4 years ago|reply
Good work. Reminds me of one of my old favorites, http://iscaliforniaonfire.com/
[+] bckr|4 years ago|reply
Hmm, seems it hasn't been updated because California is not on fire right now.
[+] amelius|4 years ago|reply
Curious that he used "www.istheshipstillstuck.com" as the domain name, and "Is that ship still stuck?" for the title of the page ("the" versus "that").

And interestingly, there is a completely different website at: https://www.isthatshipstillstuck.com/

[+] tomjohnneill|4 years ago|reply
It was basically a typo, but then enough people got slightly irritated by it that I started to enjoy having it that way.
[+] dmos62|4 years ago|reply
When you say the address and the title one after the other it kind of sounds better when there's a small difference.
[+] fouc|4 years ago|reply
It would be cool if he tracks Ever Given for the rest of its natural life.
[+] walrus01|4 years ago|reply
> The hosting company I was working with said at its peak 7,500 people were coming per second. Just ridiculous. There were two peaks — when people first heard about it and then when it was getting unstuck. There were at least 3 million people during the unstuck period. I got told by hosting company that the site got 70 million hits in total. I’m still getting between 1,000 and 2,000 people a day, even now.

I wonder what this would look like on a day and week scale network traffic graph, in Mbps

[+] Tenoke|4 years ago|reply
I'm guessing a site like that is on the order of 1mb per visit so my guess would be within an order of magnitude of 100 TB total, 7.5gb/s at peak. Depends a lot on caching etc of course.
[+] mimac|4 years ago|reply
I use the site to get to the ship tracking site as it's easier to remember. Also learned there is live ship tracking info available!

Fascinating!

[+] paulpauper|4 years ago|reply
too bad elon musk or someone else who is famous didn't make a big donation or bid for the NFT.
[+] distantsounds|4 years ago|reply
"I checked the server logs and saw the traffic and was like, ‘holy shit. this might cost me a lot of money to run this thing.’"

excuse me? running a (mostly) static site that just makes API calls to third parties is costing you lots of money?

i swear, everyone's obsession with running things on per-instance resources that charge fractions of a cent that add up astronomically. run this on a $5/mo VPS in ovhcloud and save yourself the headache.

[+] simonbarker87|4 years ago|reply
I think you’re being a tad unfair here. I’ve been a web dev of sorts for 15 years and to be honest even on my current provider I’d have no idea how much this “could” cost me if it got popular, I’d have exactly the same concerns regardless of the tech involved. Given it was a personal joke site there’s a chance £200 is “a lot of money” for him.
[+] domano|4 years ago|reply
70M visitors is a lot of traffic, no matter how you host it. Assuming we are talking about 1MB per visit then that is roughly 70TB. At least my VPS in germany does have a traffic limit. Also he did statically host it on vercel if i remember correctly.
[+] tomjohnneill|4 years ago|reply
Part of my worry was that I messed up the caching initially so it was making API calls on the server for each request. Once I fixed that, there wasn't really anything to worry about.
[+] Fern_Blossom|4 years ago|reply
I'm going to fully agree to this. There's a huge obsession with bloated pages for the sake of bloat at that. Somehow they're using it as an excuse to why they need the whole per-instance cloud setup when, as you said, a $5 (cheeseburger-meal) priced a month VPS would do the equivalent job. Maybe you'd have to pay 2 or 3 cheeseburgers a month to upgrade when things get heavy... if you setup your site correctly.

Don't get me wrong either, I thought the site was awesome and visited it often during that week. Reading the post-mortem of it was super cool too... until I read how the site was developed. I get the idea of a practicing small sites with a framework of choice. You need to practice, especially in a real world environment. Nothing wrong there. But the site could have been made in strict HTML and CSS, by hand, and called it a day. No one would know the difference. It was a super simple, basic site. There was zero special in it that needed anything more than that. Sure, maybe something was going on the background, but if that ended up not being useful for the dev, it was surely a zero value addon for the user. A lot of these frameworks are the equivalent of hiring a semi-truck with a 53 foot trailer to move a couch across town. Yes, it works. Yes, there are potential benefits if something were to pop-up. But, a small city van or pick-up truck would have gotten the job done easier, cheaper, and faster. 99.9% of the time, that's all you need. If you're moving a couch, the likelihood of you needing the extra space because someone calling you up to move pallets worth of stuff is minimal. Same goes with small, single purpose sites. Basing everything on that 00.1% chance is pretty silly.

War and Peace (the book) in simple text is roughly 900kb from Project Gutenberg if I remember correctly. That's how many hours of reading? 587,000 word count. Average adult reading speed is about 200 words a minute. 2,935 minutes or 48.9 hours of reading. 2 days worth of constant reading. Minus pictures and videos, when you traverse the web, how many pages require more than a mb worth of data for providing 10 minutes worth of reading content? Twitter is probably the ultimate champion in bloat for mb to read time ratio. Design and styling is one thing that people are going to use as some excuse for the bloat. But with all the people that use HN, don't piss in my pocket. Overly graphic designs aren't needed for conveying content well. I hope I don't have to get into how all the background tracking needs to go straight to the same ring of hell that holds people who kick puppies and kittens.

I remember a day when programmers valued themselves in being efficient in delivery. Oh, the good ol'days. Now get off my lawn!

[+] 0goel0|4 years ago|reply
Your comment history makes me worry for you. If you don't already, do therapy. Times are hard, take care of yourself.
[+] ttty|4 years ago|reply

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[+] samus|4 years ago|reply
Are you running a bot? In other threads, your comments seem to be summaries of TA.
[+] BlueTemplar|4 years ago|reply
Followup : Please Leave My Ship Alone : What happens when 70M people visit the article you made about 70M people visiting your joke site?