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MarblePillar | 4 years ago
Tech: React, Angular, Vue, Cocoa.
Specialty: Product. World-class design, development, and conceptualization to explode conversion and annihilate churn. Nothing more and nothing less.
Rate: [15,555, ∞) weekly, effective. Discretionarily flat.
Resume: Unavailable upon request.
Why me: Why not? Most importantly...
Frankly, I dislike work. I came to this realization a few years ago. Back then, I had a very good job with a top-shelf company, yet I was spending an inordinate amount of time wondering if "this" was "as good as it gets". Rolling out of bed in the morning is hard if you don't have a reason. Nothing to live for. This continued for a period of time. Finally, one fine day, I knew that I had had enough; I called in, announced my resignation, returned the laptop, packed my bags, got in my car, and went on a very, very long drive.
Today, I work to live, not live to work. My philosophy is simple: live well while working as little as possible. So I trade high-impact expertise for cash, and spend the cash on fast cars and fast sports, and they all lived happily ever after.
Let me tell you a little about something else. I'm a perfectionist. Unfortunate but true. It's physically impossible for me to produce something inferior. Equally, once I start something, I don't stop until it's done. So I don't start very many things, and I make sure that what I do start will be worthwhile. In other words, it should be in good taste, and it should be throwing geysers of money in my direction.
Are you made for me?
* You are at or near the helm of a small- to mid-sized tech or tech-adjacent company.
* You need (my) outside expertise more than you need (your) money.
* You know what you want but not what you need.
* You want it sooner than later.
* You value quality and efficacy above all.
* Your company isn't doing anything creepy or weird.
* You have a certain fighting spirit.
* You live like every minute is precious, because it is.
Fill out this form, and I'll be in touch shortly: https://jgohmulwybk.typeform.com/to/OwwN45aR
(By the way, the only mandatory field is for your email address, which I will never sell or share.)
P.S. I disown the people moving here (Miami) now. They have to go back.
P.P.S. To the anonymous submitter from last month, I salute you.
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