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jrkatz | 4 years ago

Yeah, it turns out all the "An X and a Y walked into a bar" jokes are based in reality.

Many years ago, my friends and I had a night in our favorite dive. That bar draws college kids, Brazilian immigrants, alcoholic townies, yuppies, punks - everyone. It was packed: there was nowhere to sit and hardly anywhere to stand. When we started pushing through to the open space in back, a literal giant of a man who had a booth to himself invited us to sit with him because he liked my tattoos. As the night wore on we discovered 1. the giant man had a peg leg; 2. he was a proud neonazi (and didn't realize we were Jews and Cubans); 3. he could chug a pitcher of Gansett in a few seconds. He even sold one of us some adderall.

I saw the same man a few weeks later at that bar, cheerfully asking a group of Indian grad students shooting pool where they were from, with some level of suggestion they should be sure to return when they finished their degrees.

We weren't going to be friends, and I'm sure he's found his way back to jail by now (and that he deserved it), but it was a night I'll not forget soon. None of that happens at Applebees.

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JohnWhigham|4 years ago

Gansett

Ahhh, now I miss New England. They don't distribute Gannies in TX.

voidfunc|4 years ago

Yea but you guys have LoneStar which is pretty similar.

tclancy|4 years ago

Howdy Neighbors!