[buzzin__]

Yes, I always found "left" and "right" so unclear and ambiguous.

[Cycl0ps]

Right! Why use port when left is right? Nonmariners left starboard right at port, left port there as well. Maybe modern mariners should port left back to their lexicon before they're left behind.

[blacktriangle]

Correct, turn right

I left the cheese on the left side