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Google Please Hire Me

164 points| PStamatiou | 14 years ago |googlepleasehire.me

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[+] ThomPete|14 years ago|reply
As someone who is known to hire people once in a while I always get really suspicious when "What other say about me" sounds like the stuff I see further down the page.

Who would ever actually say something a long the lines of

“Matthew brought a combination of vision, strategy and execution that can rarely be found in one individual. His brand development and messaging at launch resulted in demand that exceeded expectations…an ideal talent for the product marketing executive that is looking for the next rockstar to add to their growing team.”

I mean "his brand development..." really?

That is so written to sound serious not to actually sound like something other people would say about Matthew.

I would much rather trust stuff like:

"Matthew is one of those guys who get it. He is fun to work with and very knowledgable and have a good track record of successes"

[+] nielsandersen|14 years ago|reply
In my experience it's not uncommon for a boss to have people draft up their own recommendations when it comes time to find a new place to work and then just sign them afterwards.
[+] DevX101|14 years ago|reply
I know people who talk just like that, esp. in the marketing world.
[+] rand_r|14 years ago|reply
That looks to be obviously part of the joke, like his "modest" home.
[+] bendmorris|14 years ago|reply
I agree with you, but he did include titles, so someone considering hiring him could easily verify these quotes.
[+] mrich|14 years ago|reply
As a programmer this resume repells me, it is full of bullshit marketing terms and this appears to be the kind of guy who wants to earn top dollar just for being an important marketing guy who supposedly can do wonders, of which there are droves.
[+] rednum|14 years ago|reply
I've downloaded this guy's resume (http://googlepleasehire.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Resume...) and while I'm aware he's doing something that I don't know much about, I am puzzled by the 'technology' thing in his skills chart. Can someone give me a hint what does he mean by giving himself 6 skill points in it? Same question for 'research & analytics' and 'social media' - these terms are so vague that their meaning is close to none for me.
[+] Udo|14 years ago|reply
Generally, I do like skill charts that look like RPG character sheets (so much so, I've been using this paradigm for my own skill profile http://udos.name), however as you said this particular one seems indeed a bit devoid of actual information. Even if the categories were meaningful, what's the point in having a scale of 1 to 7 when the lowest outlier rating you give yourself is 4?
[+] nielsandersen|14 years ago|reply
Also the scale of that grid seems a bit off. Or maybe the guy just really is good at everything.
[+] lovskogen|14 years ago|reply
In norwegian we have a word for this, 'kleint'. In danish 'kikset'. Which means a high level of embarrassing.
[+] troels|14 years ago|reply
I think the English word would be awkward
[+] danilocampos|14 years ago|reply
"request an interview" has an odd tone given how eager this guy is for a gig at Google.

Also, one thing I wonder about these reverse applications: you're screwed when it comes time to negotiate your package, aren't you?

[+] td|14 years ago|reply
So, am I the only one here who feels like this is an obvious (and funny) parody? Or are all the "serious" comments critiquing the video/website/C.V. just another level of irony?
[+] joelackner|14 years ago|reply
i dig it -- isn't that the desired action he wants the user to take?
[+] micheljansen|14 years ago|reply
I loved the arrogance of that sentence. It matches the mustache and the faux cognac connoisseur so well :D
[+] gbrindisi|14 years ago|reply
I don't really know about this kind of reverse applications. Looks like the guy would work for Google just for the name.

    I invested over $3,000 of my own capital to create a
    marketing campaign that would get you to notice me.
    I haven’t been that desperate to get someone to notice
    me since my first highschool crush.
Desperate? Really? What if Google calls to offer an under payed job?

But, hell, marketing is a so different universe that this could really work.

[+] atomicdog|14 years ago|reply
This kind of 'fanboyism' for companies seems kind of unhealthy to me.
[+] sushrutbidwai|14 years ago|reply
I doubt he will say no if facebook/twitter/zynga/any other large internet company comes calling. Its a effective campaign which aims at google, but of course can go viral enough to be noticed by everyone else. Clever.
[+] usedtolurk|14 years ago|reply
He doesn't seem concerned about salary - just a chance to prove himself. If he's really good the salary will take care of itself.
[+] smcl|14 years ago|reply
These are getting a little long in the tooth, wonder if they'll continue to be effective for much longer.
[+] atomicdog|14 years ago|reply
He should have recorded a Youtube video asking Eric Schimdt out on a date.
[+] PaulJoslin|14 years ago|reply
Was this an attempt at a Rushmore parody? As that's what it felt like.

On a serious note, it concerns me slightly that over the entire website the moustache is mentioned more than any credible reason why Google would actually want to hire him.

Equally, on his resume - his top ranking skill is 'Using Microsoft Office' - when compared to his other attributes ranking, I would say that's slightly worrying. i.e. You rate yourself more of a master of Microsoft Office, than you are of digital marketing skills.

Finally, this seemed to be released on the 29th of July, and only has 506 views - currently, it seems to be failing slightly on a digital marketing front. (Although this may change now with a top of hacker news / inevitable post on Techcrunch, effect)

[+] mkr-hn|14 years ago|reply
506 is plenty if one of the 506 is the one the poster was trying to reach. Reaching the right people is more important than reaching a lot of people.
[+] seymores|14 years ago|reply
Hmmm being desperate used to be a bad thing. Maybe I am old school.
[+] ristretto|14 years ago|reply
Exactly. Being modest was a virtue too. I am definately old.
[+] w1ntermute|14 years ago|reply
A guy tried something similar (called "Can Google Hear Me") a few years ago: http://www.cangooglehearme.com/
[+] sarcasmatron|14 years ago|reply
Aaron Stanton actually has a product, which is what he was trying to get in front of Google - www.booklamp.org

It's an interesting concept - Pandora for books. I spent some time looking at it as a potential complementary technology for a reader app I worked on a few years ago.

Fairly rudimentary algorithm at that time, but it's conceptually interesting and worth burning a couple of cycles watching the intro video.

[+] AlexC04|14 years ago|reply
I tried sending a reverse resume to Google. I sent in cupcakes with the URL of the custom-domain-resume-website on it. Got lots of hits from Mountain View and Atlanta on the day, but in the end didn't even an email saying "no thanks".

Oh well.

This guy's app is clearly way better than mine was :)

[+] xd|14 years ago|reply
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel these "please hire me" news stories are irrelevant on a site that is centered around people starting their own companies?

Still, I wish him the best of luck.

[+] Mafana0|14 years ago|reply
I don't agree. Interviewing and employment are vital for any start-up company. And those reverse applications certainly have some ideas that enrich that field.
[+] angryasian|14 years ago|reply
agree, they should not be allowed. Everyone puts effort when trying to get hired.
[+] g123g|14 years ago|reply
I think there is a need for a reverse job portal which is open. So candidates can post their resumes, profiles, videos etc. to this portal and also select the categories or companies for which they want to be considered. Any employer can search for the candidates on this portal and contact them.

The idea is that the data is open and not in control of a job portal. There can be some security measures to keep the data safe and stop the spammers.

Not sure if something like that is already there.

[+] fosk|14 years ago|reply
I don't know if he'll be hired by Google, but I can see him working in the film industry as an actor: it reminds me Borat!
[+] berserkpi|14 years ago|reply
I'm not the only one... sweet. :P
[+] danso|14 years ago|reply
in the skills section of his rrsume, apparently SEO and web design are basically the same thing: "Web Design/SEO"

That speaks volumes.

[+] CraigRood|14 years ago|reply
They both go very much hand-in-hand. Not saying they should be a single entity, but when you are at-least designing a website you should be aware of what "SEO" tricks are good and bad for the site.

SEO is so bad anyway in my opinion - should be more about User Experience and Usability

[+] wisty|14 years ago|reply
My understanding (from what I've read on HN, and similar sites) - getting a Google interview isn't too hard. A PhD helps, a stunt like this helps, but you really just need to convince them that you might be useful.

Getting through Google's possibly broken interview system is the difficult part.

Still, this looks like more fun than writing a traditional resume.

[+] jturly|14 years ago|reply
Yeah what was running through my mind when watching was why Google? Why not something a bit more challenging? I read that they are hiring 6,000 people this year. Why not start a startup instead, and try and get into a great incubator program?
[+] coreyo|14 years ago|reply
Google is hiring like mad. How hard is it really to get an interview?
[+] mbrzuzy|14 years ago|reply
Agreed, I love what he did.
[+] shareme|14 years ago|reply
Or just get bought by Google
[+] andyv88|14 years ago|reply
Would have been better without the video...
[+] larrys|14 years ago|reply
But was it even his idea and execution?

You can't really tell that much from this video. He had others involved (for shooting at the very least) and we don't know if he edited it, wrote the script or if any of the ideas were his or a friend. Not that anything was spectacular of course.

He should have at least put at the end some "credits" or even commentary on what part of it he was responsible for.

The video is trying to say "I'm creative and resourceful enough to do this video" but we don't know his actual role in the video other than that he was able to appear in this part.

[+] hiremeaccenture|14 years ago|reply
He has credits of people who helped him at the bottom of his website. We live in the same city and I have a similar website out as well www[dot]hiremeaccenture[dot]com
[+] rjd|14 years ago|reply
Well I think I'll be plagiarizing that resume layout, slick and precise.