[mrmcd]

Just pay the government a $100 bribe^W 'application processing fee' for Precheck or Global Entry, and no more taking off your shoes. Or taking out your laptops or liquids, or having a government employee look you over in the nudie scanner. Also, shorter, faster lines.

But all this is actually necessary and not security theater. We promise.

[bluedino]

$85 and it lasts for 5 years. Quite the deal.

[mrmcd]

Right. GE is $100/5 years. So, might as well pay the extra $3/yr for faster passport lines too.