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> I don’t always give dating advice, but when I do, it’s for heterosexual nihilist men.

Call me jaded, but literally any other category would be less overdone.

> Park in the handicapped spot, it'll make us look cool.

> Whatever man, I don't care about anything.

> You don't care about the environment? Kinda fucked up, man.

First day of school from 21 Jump Street https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE5ddEN5Nbk