[lbruder]

Looks like they misconfigured a web interface that they can't reach anymore now that they're off the net.

"anyone have a Cisco console cable lying around?"

[CommieBobDole]

The only one they have is serial and the company's one usb-to-serial converter is missing.

[Edman274]

The voices, stories, announcements, photos, hopes and sorrows of millions, no, literally billions of people, and the promise that they may one day be seen and heard again now rests in the hands of Dave, the one guy who is closest to a Microcenter, owns his own car and knows how to beat the rush hour traffic and has the good sense to not forget to also buy an RS-232 cable, since those things tend to get finicky.