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tarsius | 4 years ago

For those you understand Swiss German: Mani Matter – I han es Zündhölzli azündt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGatIgXERI

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Tainnor|4 years ago

I lit a match / And it made a fire. / And for my cigarette / I wanted to take the fire from the match. / But the match slipped from my hand and landed on the rug. / And it almost made a hole in the rug.

Well, you know what can happen / If you're not careful with fire. / And for the light on a cigarette / A rug feels rather too expensive. / And from the rug the fire, alas, / Might have spread to the whole house / And who knows what would have happened thereafter?

There would have been a fire in the district / And the fire fighters would have had to come. / They would have honked in the streets / And unloaded their pipes. / And they would have sprayed fire / And it would have been in vain / And the whole city would have burned with nothing to protect it.

And the people would have jumped around / Fearing for their possessions. / They would have thought somebody had started a fire. / They would have grabbed assault rifles. / Everyone would have shouted: "Whose fault is it?" / The whole country would have rioted. / And they would have shot at the ministers behind the lecterns.

The UN would have become involved / And the UN enemies as well. / To preserve peace in Switzerland / Both would have come with tanks. / It would have spread, little by little, / To Europe, to Africa. / There would have been a World War and humans would be no more.

I lit a match / And it made a fire. / And for my cigarette / I wanted to take the fire from the match. / But the match slipped from my hand and landed on the rug. / Thankfully, I picked it back up.