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hedberg10 | 4 years ago

Well, I'll have you know I graduated summa cum laude from Lemönade Ständ Universität, which is a very prestigious institution in Luxemburg, when I was 6.

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Cthulhu_|4 years ago

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

jvilleBrat|4 years ago

I once single-handedly beat an entire US armed force at an arm-wrestling tournament.

smoyer|4 years ago

Whoa ... I can tell it's prestigious because it has three accented letters in its name!