[ethomson]

    frood: noun
    
    (in dogs) a thickly furred section between the forelegs, covering the upper upper surface of the hind legs; a hindleg
    "a ferret with an astonishing, yet brief, frood"

Douglas Adams is rolling over in his grave.

[ineedasername]

Douglas Adams

Good call! Many of these do seem to have an Adams tone to them.

[UncleSlacky]

It does seem to owe something to The Meaning of Liff.