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robotmay | 4 years ago

This’ll likely make me sound like a lunatic, but when I go abroad from the UK, hedgerows are one of the top 3 things I miss (the other two being beer and tea). They’re just so ubiquitous when travelling here, and they make the world feel a bit smaller.

As a wildlife photographer I probably take 75% of my photos of birds in hedges. I don’t have to camp out for hours - I just walk along the hedgerows aimlessly.

Also, if other countries don’t have hedges, what happens to the grotty pornography magazines that dwell natively in the hedgerows? Are they in some sort of meta-state of quasi-existence? A theoretical hedgerow porn mag?

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RotaryTelephone|4 years ago

Wow that went off on a tangent

willyt|4 years ago

It’s a thing. For some reason, country folk like to stash thier porn mags in hedges.

alaxsxaq|4 years ago

Probably a reference only the British would get. Look up 'hedge porn'.

masklinn|4 years ago

> Also, if other countries don’t have hedges, what happens to the grotty pornography magazines that dwell natively in the hedgerows? Are they in some sort of meta-state of quasi-existence? A theoretical hedgerow porn mag?

In other countries porn mags tend to nest in the woods. In japan i understand the endemic porn mags generally live under bridges, more rarely in small bushes.

jeffrallen|4 years ago

Come to Switzerland, then. We have nice hedges, excellent beer, and... Right, did I mention the nice hedges? :)

Galaxeblaffer|4 years ago

mountains.. glorious mountains and lakes

kwijybo|4 years ago

I live in Australia, which doesn't have hedgerows but does have large areas of native forest, normally called the bush. The bush (at least used to) contain unusually large amounts of pornographic magazines

mherdeg|4 years ago

In the US they are mailed to members of Congress.