[mipmap04]

I'm thinking about adding a live Twitch stream of the chain, but that sounds like a lot of work so I'll probably just upload periodic pictures of it in a pile on my floor to Twitter every few days and charge $5,000 if people want to come audit it physically.

[captn3m0]

You can always publish a PDF saying “Trust me bro” as an attestation. Works well for Tether.