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Storks Deliver Babies (p= 0.008) (2000) [pdf]

132 points| WayToDoor | 4 years ago |web.archive.org | reply

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[+] Sindisil|4 years ago|reply
Related: Lack of pirates is causing global warming:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikaandersen/2012/03/23/true-f...

[+] FractalParadigm|4 years ago|reply
Also related: Spurious Correlations[0]. These are great and really drives home the idea that correlation neither equals or implies causation. At least one of these graphs implies that if the US wanted to reduce the number of drivers getting hit by trains, they simply just need to stop importing oil from Norway.

[0]: https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

[+] sharkweek|4 years ago|reply
Hah! I love this kind of stuff

REPORT: Average human has less than two arms

[+] jmmcd|4 years ago|reply
This is rather silly (and not in the way intended).

The goal of the paper is to demonstrate a strong linear correlation which arises without a trivial confounder (such as age influencing both reading age and shoe size in children). However, the confounder in the case of storks (country land area influences number of storks and absolute number of births) IS trivial.

[+] OJFord|4 years ago|reply
> One candidate for a potential confounding variable is land area: readers are invited to investigate this possibility using the data in table 1.
[+] keitmo|4 years ago|reply
My mom was an OB/GYN nurse for several decades. She worked in Active Labor for many years with a nurse named Alice Stork.

This Stork did indeed deliver thousands of babies.

[+] samplatt|4 years ago|reply
An acquaintance of mine was a team manager for a government-welfare phone-support entity. The other two managers' names were D'eath and Bludd. My friend married a man named Paine.

So the phone-support teams were managed by Blood, Death, and Pain. It's one of the most wonderful matchups I've ever seen.

[+] xiphias2|4 years ago|reply
I wouldn’t trust this article. How can only be 1 pair of storks in Belgium, while 5000 pairs in Hungary? I think the article needs better peer review before I accept the fact that storks deliver babies.
[+] Koffiepoeder|4 years ago|reply
I'm happy to inform you that nowadays the storks in Belgium are sort of returning. There's two successful breeding programs happening: one in "Het Zwin" and one in "Planckendael". It is sadly true that the stork used to be quasi-extinct over here. Outside of these breeding programmes I've never seen one around.
[+] shalmanese|4 years ago|reply
You're right, the only thing we can logically conclude from this study is that the number of storks known to humans correlates with birth rates, leading to the obvious conclusion that countries which are better at finding storks are also better at having procreative sex, probably due to the close similarity between the two behaviors.
[+] hedora|4 years ago|reply
Also, the argument that the Covid vaccines are safe and free of tracker chips is completely lacking.

At least we can all agree that it doesn't convincingly argue that horse dewormer is dangerous.

[+] jeffmh|4 years ago|reply
I only see the first page when I click the article link. I found the full text online here: https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Robert-Matthews-2/publi...
[+] zinekeller|4 years ago|reply
Something wrong with your reader? It loaded normally for me.
[+] renewiltord|4 years ago|reply
Thank you. I had the same problem on Chrome on ios.
[+] chinchilla2020|4 years ago|reply
A hypothesis test allows us to say we rejected the null hypothesis.

It doesn't prove anything else besides that.

[+] tapland|4 years ago|reply
I doubt storks care about national borders and this should probably be repeated using birth rates in general areas around stork populations ;)
[+] bruce343434|4 years ago|reply
Is it just me or is this article unreadable due to the atrocious typesetting? All the letters overlap.
[+] TYMorningCoffee|4 years ago|reply
My Firefox built in pdf viewer does not overlap the letters. Download the pdf and try another viewer.
[+] noduerme|4 years ago|reply
The fusion of hydrogen into helium E = 0.008 mc ^2. Coincidence? I think not.
[+] ajuc|4 years ago|reply
The confounding variable is how developed a country is.

It negatively influences both stork pairs (storks in Europe mostly live in old-style individual farming countryside) and birth rates.

[+] pyuser583|4 years ago|reply
The confounding variable is how large a country is (both size and population - two variables that are themselves related).

The papers “birth rate” is absolute: thousands of births per year in that country. It should be number of births per woman of childbearing years.

Likewise, the number of stork pairs is the absolute number in the country. It should be absolute number per square kilometer, or per square kilometer of stork habitat.

A geographically larger country will (generally) have more people and more storks.

Edit: there are also some outliers heavily influencing things: Poland and Turkey have tons of storks. Belgium, Denmark, Holland, and Switzerland don’t seem to have native storks.

[+] HPsquared|4 years ago|reply
The human birth rate also declines the more developed a country is (per person, at least)