[modal-soul]

My teacher used the following short story:

The negative boy couldn't decide if he wanted to go to the radical party. So he decided to be square, missing out on 4 awesome chicks. It was all over by 2 AM.

[spacedcowboy]

My chemistry teacher had a similar acronym for remembering which of the anode and cathode where positive and negative.

Penises are not cunts.