[throwawaybobby]

Prompt between brackets...

[I need to take a big], fat dump." "I need a big, fat, long dump." "Like you used to give me when I was a little boy." "And if I don't have that, I'm going to explode." "I'm gonna explode!" "Oh, God, no!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God, no!" "Oh, God, no!" "God!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God, no!" "Oh, God, no!" "What?" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Honey!" "Honey, please!" "Let's not fight, okay?" "Let's not fight, all right?" "Please!" "Can you just help me do it, please?" "Please, can you?" "Can you help me do it?" "No!" "I'm gonna do it alone!" "Honey, I can't!"

[l-lousy]

Sometimes you just need some moral support